[Private and badly encrypted to Shockwave ( Read more... )

I've made a very important scientific discovery, everybody. One I'd like to share with all of you. It's quite astonishing, I'm amazed it didn't occur to me sooner. Observe ( Read more... )

All right, it's been over a week, where the bloody hell is Starscream? He'd better well not be hiding out and pretending to still be dead again, or I'll be highly smegging annoyed.

Anybody? Decepticons? Come on, he was your damn leader wasn't he? Fess up, if he's just hiding out somewhere, I want to know.

Well.

Who killed Starscream this time?

C'mon, fess up, it's not like it's an unusual place to find yourself in. You're just joining the ranks of a not-so-exclusive club, at this point. No vengeance, no anger, I just wanted to know what the smeg happened, please.

[Rimmer sounds VERY EMBARRASSED INDEEDY, kiddywinks. You can almost see him rubbing the back of his head and scuffing his feet on the floor.]

Before anyone has any smart-alec remarks about this, yes I've already checked the Yellow Pages, no I've not found any one body shop that was satisfactory to my needs, thank you ( Read more... )

Nygma. I want to talk to you.

[Hello, and good morning, everyone, have a post-bachelor/ette party video post of the bride to be! She's currently laying on her back, head on someone's stomach - from the clothes said person is wearing from the night before, it's obviously an out-cold Rimmer. Raven looks worse for wear, still in her clothes from last night as well, hair a mess, ( Read more... )

Erm.

I, erm, need some suggestions in the fastest possible way, I mean ASAP, for, erm...

Last minute birthday presents?

Smegging hell I'm an idiot...

Question, since nobody else seems to be asking it, much to my gobsmacked astonishment; how the smegging buggery fuck did that Nazi bastard get his hands on a nuclear weapon?Because I can't imagine that those are exactly hard to misplace. "Oh, sorry, I nipped down the pub for a bit, took me eyes off it two seconds, next thing I knew the thing was ( Read more... )

You know, I'm getting right tired of people vanishing for good, I really am. No sign of Starscream coming back. I think he's gone for good this time. And more people dying on camera! It's just good clean wholesome family entertainment, isn't it ( Read more... )